After watching the Democratic debate recently, I am more convinced than ever I must proceed full speed with my campaign. I can think of no one in the Democratic party I would vote for, that I would consider a LEADER , one that might possibly lead us from the pitiful position we find ourselves in as a nation.
The only one I would have confidence in is Sen. Joe Biden, and he is on the Republican ticket and unfortunately has as much chance of being nominated as does Mickey Mouse. I happen to know this very intelligent, and I think honest individual and might consider him as my running mate, or Brittany Spears and possible several others.
The debate seen last week on TV found Senators Obama and Edwards slamming Hillary Clinton instead of addressing the issues, giving us their viewpoints on how to end the war, how to re-establish ourselves in the Global community and how to address the many problems our present administration will leave us.
So my friends, it is full speed ahead. We have about seven months to assure us a desk in the White House. Without your help I will not make it, but, i know I can count on each of you, not only to vote for the DRP party but to expose our name as much as possible. If you do not have our famous (easy to remove without any residue) bumper sticker, or need a campaign badge, just email me at THEDRPCANDIDATE@AOL.COM
Speaking of the White House, as you know one of my main pledges is to reduce the deficit, whichever way possible. You may be interested in knowing I have pre-sold advertising on the White House walls to major Corporations and at this moment we believe we have sold all space and the total comes to an astounding 18 billion dollars. (Of which only 10 % is mine) We will of course, have to rename the lovely Presidential Palace and one name suggested was THE LEWINSKY MUSEUM. We invite suggestions from our constituents.
The Deficit Reduction Party is on the move--- move with us!
Al Hoffman
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